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Skyline review

Actually sat through this whole monstrosity because I have a pathetic crush on Eric Balfour. I will never get that time back. If anyone finds the plot can they tell me where to find it?

Battle: Los Angeles review

Was a good war movie that just happened to involve battling aliens. Didn't overly focus on the aliens and had no lame, tacked-on love-story. Highly enjoyed watching this one.

I Am Number Four review

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Just Wright review

I enjoyed this movie more than I thought I would. I did, however, find myself not believing her shallow, conceited God-sister would have behaved the way she did in the end even slightly. I would have honestly expected screaming, hair-pulling and smashing of various items.

My Name Is Bruce review

I love Bruce Campbell and I love his cockiness that comes across in his acting. I, however, thought this was a stinker. I only watched to the end out of respect for the man. Two words: Peee... ewwweeee....

My Name Is Bruce review

I love Bruce Campbell and I love his cockiness that comes across in his acting. I, however, thought this was a stinker. I only watched to the end out of respect for the man. Two words: Peee... ewwweeee....

Labor Pains (2009) review

Just killing time and watched this. Surprised that I enjoyed it as much as I did. Good balance of comedy, without being slapstick and was amusing all around. No attempt at serious drama at any random point, which seems to happen every now and again with modern comedies. Entertaining movie that shows Lindsay as most prefer her, acting.

Invaders from Mars review

As a kid, this movie scared the bejesus out of me.

Battlefield Earth review

One word: Craptacular.
Written by a Sci-Fi writer who completely ignores the fundamentals of physics. Continuing, after 1000 years ONE guy finally figures out the Cylon language in a matter of hours? Humans easily figure out how to get into Fort Knox after 1000 years and find jet planes that are still capable of functioning and flying after sitting for 100's of years? I could go one but it hurts my soul.
Written by a Sci-Fi writer who completely ignores the fundamentals of physics. Continuing, after 1000 years ONE guy finally figures out the Cylon language in a matter of hours? Humans easily figure out how to get into Fort Knox after 1000 years and find jet planes that are still capable of functioning and flying after sitting for 100's of years? I could go one but it hurts my soul.

Resident Evil: Afterlife review

This was a horrible excuse to throw crap at people in slow-motion. As a fan of the zombie genre one consistent experience of a good zombie movie is I experience a nightmare the same evening. This clearly wasn't a zombie movie as I wasn't creeped out enough to have a zombie apocalypse nightmare. No story, just 3D action.
